Amy Sumrall     Product Highlight: Oh So Happy   In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Errr...neither. Are you sure you want to know the truth??? Ok, you asked for it! The song goes on to say "Yankee Doodle, keep it up Yankee Doodle dandy Mind the music and the step And with the girls be handy" So, yeah... Yankee Doodle was quite the ladies man, and was known in some circles to be a bit of a... ummm... perv. Therefore, when referring to his noodle, he was not talking about the pony or the feather. Let's just leave it at that. Why do super heroes wear tights? Because they can. I mean, have you ever seen Superman's glutes??? How fast do hotcakes sell? They were selling so fast a couple years ago, but then the market bottomed out and hotcakes are not even selling at cost. In fact, hotcake foreclosures are at an all time high. I have high hopes the stimulus package will improve hotcake sales once again. How come cartoon characters never change clothes? Because they can't.	Penny Springmann    Product Highlight: My Fair Lady   What exactly IS Victoria's Secret? Lots and lots of plastic surgery. Do you know why I pulled you over? The kiddy chaos in the back seat? What is the time limit on fortune cookie predictions? 6,435 days If your farfugnugen is broken how do you fix it? Ask my husband. .
Julia Makotinsky   Product Highlight: Christmas Sketchbook What if the Hokie-Pokie isn't what its all about? Then it's about our childhood innocence that we keep hiding trying to come out.   Are you a duck? Duck, no but but according to Chinese calendar I am a bull, and sometimes it really shows:) Why do people always check to see if the paint is actually wet? For the same reason they keep pushing the elevator button, hoping it'll come faster How come 7 ate 9? Because it was 4ced 2	Meghan Mullens of Wild Dandelions     Product Highlight: Ten Nine Eight   Is Elvis really dead? The King lives on forever...   If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? They do..but float up (duh) Why are there no size "B" batteries? The "B's" are reserved for me ;) Do you smell that? it wasn't me!